In tribute to the greatest Kiwi strap line, we've done a list of Indian contenders should Tui have international expansion in mind:
All vegetables washed in purified water.
Please queue here.
It's hand-made by my family.
I collect foreign coins.
Super-fast broadband connection.
It's 100% silk.
We have no mosquitos here.
We never normally have power-cuts.
That bus isn't running today. (only used by taxi drivers)
I give you best price.
For the English all can be better understood here: Tui's website
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I will endeavour to pass that information on to the Tui brewery... I'm sure they need a hand with inventive, and funny commentary about the poor little, hardworking, honest, Indians!!
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